You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

what dog?

im asexual, im actually here for the doggie

(Source: aboosrou7ak)


in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse